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Snow quoted as saying "I made an oopsie."

2310 (BST) - London, England.

In a shocking lavender-scented turn of events tonight (30 July), the continent of Things That Are Fun (1,1,1:c) came into possession of prohibited armaments and, with a declaration of "what does this button do?", unleashed a wave of pink-tinted destruction upon an unsuspecting universe.

"It was a bit of a cock-up, really" says Snow, the rakish head of state. "I thought it would be lulzy, but it turned out to be what our defense department are calling an 'epic fail'."

Questioned about foreign policy and possible restitution, Snow only mentioned that he will not be reimbursing any lost resources and that "them buggers shouldn't be hoarding so much anyway, I mean, surely they should have spent it on something useful?" There was some frantic movement at this point as aides nudged a pile of suspicious magazines further under the podium.

"You must admit though, the colours are pretty."

Further developments as they come in.

We'd like to draw attention to the fact that this round is a Beta round, the first Beta round for a number of years, and the first such round since neonDragon stopped developing Evolution.

What does this mean for me?

There's nothing to worry about. The fact that this round is Beta simply acknowledges the possibility of minor game-altering incidents that may or may not affect your game-plan.

What kind of 'game-altering incidents'...?

Unfortunately, it is not possible to know for sure until such an incident occurred. However, it would likely be something minor such as: Fleet Misplacement... or perhaps just universal amnesia of your continent's scientists resulting in the loss of everything that you had researched. However, there is no chance that there could be an incident as serious as complete erasure of all foru......... oh dear, we have already done that haven't we? In that case, who knows. Giddy up.

There has been no discussion between any of the admins of changes to be made to creature stats or starting resources, but if any changes are to be made, you will be informed before the reset.

-The Admins.

We will post details in a week of what will happen.

-The Admins.

We will be going through the entire player bases inventory fixing any super boosted creatures and R&D.

-The Admins.